My friend Desmond finds the summer heat particularly difficult to take.
The situation prompted me to enlighten you with a little science lesson. . .
Here is a disturbing fact: While human astronomers have yet to honour felines appropriately, they’ve not only named a star after the often obtuse canine, they’ve given them a constellation called Canis Major, or Greater Dog. I’ll come back to this in a minute.
With the rise in the east of Sirius — also known as the Dog Star — come the hottest days of the year, hence the origin of the phrase ‘dog days of summer’. (Hey, you can’t say you never learn anything by reading this blog.)
So, why no celestial love for their felines friends?
Given humans’ (supposed) adoration of cats, I decided to investigate this question. What I came up with is that perhaps we’ve not put in enough time — up there, I mean.
Turns out, the first cat which humans tried to blast into space ran away from the lab. Yup, Felix outsmarted all those dog-loving astrophysicists . . . take that, you lunar brainiacs!
Then, in 1963, the French government sent one of us on an actual mission. According to NASA’s website, “The cat, named Felicette, was successfully retrieved after a parachute descent, but a second feline flight ran into difficulties that prevented recovery.”
In case you missed it, that’s NASA-speak for “she bit it on the way home.” All the more reason that Felicette should have at least a star named after her, non?
I began thinking about all the dogs, monkeys, rodents and untold other species that have been fired into the stratosphere (which, by the way, makes sending family pets ‘to the farm’ sound positively benign).
Then I realized, ah-ha! The humans are consciously saving their beloved felines from certain death!
Until this point, I had actually been considering petitioning the Canadian Space Agency to grant us some time with that crazy singing spaceman, but now I think I’ll just send them a thank-you-for-not-caring card instead.
Word has it that the Iranian Space Agency is considering sending a cat up in its next bio-capsule, which begs the question, who knew there was an Iranian Space Agency?
So, Canis Major? The Greater Dog? Whatever. As the saying goes, cats rule, dogs drool.
Until next week. . . à bientôt, mes amis!
– Coco